Nothing says "I'm one of the super cool people" like a Cranberryzero T-shirt. New designs coming all the time, available in men's, women's and children's sizes. Well, if you're going to subject children to this sort of thing.

Each shirt is 100% cotton, made in America or thereabouts.

And if you've got a great idea for a shirt, contact me and I'll make it so and credit you for the idea.